"You know how advice is - you only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyways."
— John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent (via theunquotables)
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(Source: appleday)
(Source: weird5cience, via birdbrainss)
“sorry bart, i’ve got to go get my glasses from the pool”
“but you’re wearing your glasses?”
“no i’m not”
(via dickenschickens)
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